Things You'll Never Hear Me Say
- Hockey is the best sport ever.
- Paying student loans gives me a sense of accomplishment.
- I'm too tired for sex.
- Sweatpants are the worst clothing ever.
- Let's go for a jog!
- Vibrators are gross.
- Sorry, I don't drink.
- Reading is SUCH a waste of time.
- Can we stop at Taco Bell?
- Eh, proper grammar is overrated.
- Only losers and cat ladies read bridal magazines.
- Pass that dutch.
Things I thought you'd never hear me say, yet now I am saying them:
- I hate driving.
- Pilates is awesome.
- I might move away from Philly someday.
- My boobs are getting bigger!
- Cream cheese is gross.
- Shit, I forgot to take my vitamins today.
- Some nights, I actually sleep.
2 comments:
Anyone who has never said, "I'm too tired for sex" has never gone to a two hour roller derby practice after working all weekend. :)
Roller Derby frequently makes me too tired for sex.
True, I've never done all that, but still, I'm never too tired for sex. My boyfriend is a lucky man.
P.S. y'all - the vibrator comment was a shoutout to my friend Lo, who cannot talk about anything sexual. I was quoting her.
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